clueing-for-bennybatch:

This cracks me up! XD

wtf-fun-factss:

The difference of being electrocuted and getting shocked -  WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

The difference of being electrocuted and getting shocked WTF fun facts

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

"You're burning up!"

alifeofdarkness:

madamprofessormcgonagall:

alifeofdarkness:

Severus gave a slight grumble, rolling his eyes when Minerva felt his forehead. “Ah, that’s nothing. It will be fine by tomorrow.”, he objected as he stubbornly continued to rummage though his parchments, the quill still in hand. Truth of the matter was, Severus’ skin was even paler than usual, his eyes slightly glazed and hazy from the high fever, a raging headache worsening his mood quite considerably. Severus hardly ever got sick, but when he did, he was even more insufferable than usual and the worst patient one could possibly imagine.

It didn’t surprise Minerva in the slightest that Severus was being stubborn. She could see his cheeks had paled, the skin under his eyes darker than they had ever been. “Severus..” Minerva gently placed her hand on his that held the quill, taking it from his grasp. “Take the evening for yourself, rest and recover, you’ll be no use to anyone if you get worse.”. Her tone was surprisingly light and soft. “I can finish anything that you need me to.”.

Severus grumbled slightly when Minerva took the quill from his grasp, his eyes narrowing as they locked with Minerva’s. However the lightness and softness in her tone caught him off-guard, and his features softened despite himself. He wanted to object, however he didn’t get far. “Please don’t fuss, Minerva, it’s just a harmless…” He used the now free hand to cover his mouth as a series of violent convulsive coughs left his lips, making it impossible for him to speak. “… cold.”, he managed huskily.

I like how a question got turned into fanfiction.

gleefullyanna:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

this is so important, i can’t stress that enough

dominiquebo:

i don’t know why, but he always did this thing where he would say “i love you” and then hang up the phone before i could answer him. maybe it was because he didn’t want me to feel obligated to say it back if i didn’t feel the same way. but what he doesn’t know is, every time he did that, i would stay on the empty line for a bit and say “i love you too, sweetheart. i love you too.”

crazyfashionkilla:

I got no words

 http://crazyfashionkilla.tumblr.com
exstnce:

5 ways to shake a smoothie

exstnce:

5 ways to shake a smoothie

konception:

the evolution of the iphone.

konception:

the evolution of the iphone.